he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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