Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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