Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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