Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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