Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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