Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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