I wanna bring you to show and tell
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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