If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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