I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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