theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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