i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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