I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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