i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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