I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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