I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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