I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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