No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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