so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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