It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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