i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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