Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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