i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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