you lied. pity sex is amazing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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