On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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