just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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