I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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