I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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