TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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