Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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