i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He shit in the fireplace
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