You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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