Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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