Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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