I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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