so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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