If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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