It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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