just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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