If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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