I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?