He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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