he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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