so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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