What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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