You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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