Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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