we're blogging at a bar
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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