Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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