so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
