I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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