I cannot find my penis.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've blown a few things in my day
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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