Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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