She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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