all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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