ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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