I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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